15 poses of sex in the bedroom

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In this article, we have collected sex poses that can be done using a splint. And instead of going over a separate description of each pose, we tried to fill the article with sexual aphorisms.

1-pose

The most popular phrase before sex is "If you sleep in bed, I'll sleep on the floor…"

2-pose

Women are even willing to suck for love, and men are even ready to suck for love!

3-pose

We are just players on the field of life. And sex is a bonus given to us!

4-pose

The safest sex pose - The woman is up and the man is lying down…)

5-pose

- Hello, the police come quickly, they want to rape me… ya… aa… Well, don't come!)

6-pose

A man’s true strength is measured by a woman’s smile after sex.

7-pose

"Unlucky bachelor" - a guy who went to the "girl" with his friends last night and heard the news that he will be a father today…

8-pose

"No, the paint is after the wedding" sounds like "The page is only visible to registered users"…

9-pose

Are you nervous? Then catch yourself or surrender yourself to your lover!

10-pose

Good woman - dresses nicely for everyone, but only undresses for 1 person!

11-pose

If you don’t “push” your wife, she will “push” your brain!

12-pose

In sex: being upstairs is boring, especially if no one is down past

13-pose

Can’t remember the last time you had sex with your wife? It is necessary to treat the "engine", not the memory!

14-pose

If an 18-year-old girl is educated - she will go to the institute, if she has no education - she will go to the chimpanzee!

15-pose

Men need sex and women need love. However, both desires go to bed.

Sometimes, a woman needs a reason to have sex, and a man needs an apartment!

An article in an erotic magazine: "Please read the magazine with both hands!"

A woman's erogenous zones include a man's wallet!

Hands - not always able to save bachelors from the clutches of passion!

How can you tell if music is bad?
- It is impossible to have sex under the sounds of such music!

Author: Temur Khalikov, yurakcha.ru - 2020