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TURGUNBOY

Looking for a job Turgunboy
How many days is a mess.
The opposite of luck
He is amazed at his walk.

Otherwise, done
The whole procedure!
A lot of documents,
Propiska in place.

Let's go somewhere
They will be gladly welcomed.
But at the end of the conversation
They will think.

"Sorry, sorry," they say.
Wait a minute again,
If we promise
Excuse us.

Looking for a job Turgunboy
How many days is a mess.
The opposite of luck
He is amazed at his walk.

Bad luck to Turgunboy
No mercy at all.
He says to give a bribe, but
He does not know the method.

To the chief while standing
He complained.
All that I have seen and experienced
He told the story.

He said: - What is my fault,
I'm surprised I don't know.
Let's solve this problem
I'm surprised I can't.

The chief thought for a long time,
Scrolling through documents.
Then he found the treasure
The word began to flash:

- Documents are in place,
Your perfect body.
Only one thing: to us
Your name is incorrect.

Unfortunately, the reconstruction
Ways to go.
Reminiscent of a stable name
Years of stagnation.

Turgunboy's sudden
Cracked tongue.
"Is it my fault?"
The language that came to the word.

He said: - Not only my name,
I also deny the world.
My name is not Turgunboy,
Let it be Urgunboy.

Worthy of Urgunboy
They found the task.
Another of stagnation
They closed the page.

He is now in meetings
Opportunity is waiting.
Ur, he says, Urgunboy
He hits the one he encounters.
1987

Abdulla Oripov

THE POET
(Humor)

If you post an ad in a city,
This is the moment when the whole person needs consciousness.
His fast is like a thunderbolt,
People were coming to shut up.

If you post an ad in the city today,
Jununvash, about a madman.
The rest, all,
All that was left was to say, "He is me," said the poet.
1989

Abdulla Oripov

BALLAD ABOUT ADMIN AND FLIGHT
In the recent past, on some side,
I sisadmin as long as no one knows this land is alive.
Sitting next to an old computer, early and late,
Viruses never leave it alone.
Sometimes he doesn't even eat, he doesn't drink tea,
There is no opportunity to nod, do not choose a place to sleep.
On one of these days, his eyes were red and his stomach was hungry
Sisadmin nodded:
(Exfoliated hair).
Imagination on the monitor, looking for a hand mouse,
In one, a small flea bites the head.
Sisadmin was bitten by a flea,
The flea also spoke under John's grief

"Son of man!" Listen to the flea moan!
Don't kill my friend, my child will not be an orphan!
Take a deep breath, I know many secrets,
Let go of your hair, I'll do you a favor: "

Surprised, he shrugs his shoulders
Speakers raise and lower their voices from time to time.
Conscious sisadmin thinks virtual,
He stares at the monitor and says to himself:
- I swear, there was no such mistake in Window,
Even Bill Gates has never seen such a flea.
There are no Kaspersky viruses,
I went crazy working a lot on the internet…

Sisadmin thinks, shaking his head
The flea is frustrated by a decision that cannot be made.
Finally, he said, "I can not stand the tears of fleas,
Don't bother me anymore, 'he said to himself.

After a day, Sisadmin comes to his office,
Seeing the old compass hits the forehead.
"Oh, I'm an idiot, I didn't know I was lucky!"
Well, at least I didn't go down without explaining myself first.
That golden flea owes me a debt,
In addition, it owes a warm place, food and bread.

Sisadmin shakes his head, traces of goldflies,
If you want to hit, you have to drive from time to time.
The strength of the nails when the head is swollen
The flea lands on the tip of the nose:
He will say, “O world! Forgive my blood,
You gave me shelter, you saved my life.
Why are you nodding? Are you heartbroken?
Make your wish come true! What trades do you start ?! ”

The admin says with a sigh, "Flea, understand me,
If you want to help me, I'm perfect.
The computer is outdated, like a broken car,
An account without memory, a mess.
Bad sectors built into Winchester
Vectors trapped by viruses.
Don't think of Windows, things only work with MS-DOS,
Each byte counts. If I say you don't believe me, friend.
So, Burgajon, you can help me,
You have a super great computer terrace for me!
Don't be in a hurry to say no, you're sexy, I know,
If you help me, I will serve you for life! ”

The flea says, “Well it will be as you say
Don't worry, you will be satisfied with my gift. "
So a jump on the flea's nose,
Suddenly there was a commotion under Sisadmin.
Pleasant sisadmin, the surrounding fog is dusty,
Fresh air is spoiled, blinding storm.
After a while, Sisadmin slowly comes to himself,
When the storm subsides, he looks into his eyes.

There is a gleaming super terminal in front of it
Four CPUs! Unlimited RAM! Everything is original!
I'm an open-mouthed politician
Unforgettable "Yo Rahman", a forgotten flea.
Since then, Sisadmin has never been able to work
The hands cannot scratch the head in two mice.
It doesn't matter if the day is over or the night is over,
This life that is forgotten, this ground that is forgotten.

One such day came to mind
Sisadmin hit Yagir on the forehead:
"He's a good boy, and I'm crazy."
After all, which politician gets paid like me,
Sooner or later, users will touch me
Strokes from all sides make my blood thirsty.
On the one hand, the old modem, the speed does not exceed
After all, who doesn't have patience on such an Internet?

The head squeaks sisadmin traces golden flea
If you want to hit, you have to drive from time to time.
The strength of the nails when the head is swollen
The flea lands on the tip of the nose:
He says, “What’s up? My friend, why are you shaking your head?
Why are you so sad, my heart aches ?!

The admin says with a sigh: “Understand me
If you want to help me, I'm perfect. "

With that, the sisadmin pours out the pain
The flea, on the other hand, listens.
Dust dust rises from the place where the flea jumps
It’s easy to tell us what’s going on.

There is no user in any of Sisadmin's networks,
Antivirus does not need viruses.
Bill Gates himself writes the program for him,
That Linus Torvalds dials drivers.
Even the famous IBM works dependent on it
Winters in virtual Alaska while on vacation.
On one side are 3D girls bouquets of flowers from money
Next to him is a virtual Bach song.
So, the word works five times, and the time goes by
It was even named after him.
So… Our hero, does not work, does not get tired,
The hands can't sink their heads into the sunken gold.

One day the thought of having fun came to mind
Sisadmin hit him on the forehead again.
No more headaches. The flea that calls
Seeing him again on his raised nose.

The flea is coming, the whole is dry,
(What's the use of living in a clean place for a flea ?!)
Forgetting the request, the sisadmin threatens
The flea on his nose bites his leg:
"Now you know everything, my friend."
You are doing one advisory task today.
Licking is not typical of my reputation for fleas,
Moreover, our type is not suitable either.
Even if we endure, even if you live in my head,
Now put your hand on my eyebrow.
"Winchestering" is outdated, there is no confidence in the memory,
I can't say, "If he dies suddenly."
So, Burga, my friend, tell me the secret!
Then you will come back to me easily.

The flea says: O fool, what does your heart desire?
Rost. No offense to the dream! I just laugh.
May he do whatever you say,
Only, O God, do not borrow the horn from the beggar.

So jumped Burga in the hands of the admin
The only thing left was the dust on his way.
The fog fell on the world, the sky was covered with clouds,
A storm arose, and a hailstorm swept over the cabbage.
The invisible sisadmin is stuck in the eye
The hurricane fell on one side of the hanging leg.

Lightning strikes in the sky… Cloud escapes…
Sisadmin slowly opens his eyes to the sun…

Silence, silence zamin Dark ground…
Sitting next to an old computer kal admin…

Ayo friends do not laugh, Sisadmin's condition
So that we do not fall into his trap!

Source: www.asia.uz
P.S it’s just a humorous poem, I hope we get some wisdom from everything, InshaAllah :)...
FRIENDS WILL BE SEROB
THE TEACHERS WILL ALSO GET IT
FILLS JOY IN THE HEART
ON THE DAY OF RECEIVING THE SCHOLARSHIP

NOZ NEMAT BISYOR ON THE TABLE
THERE IS HOT RICE IN THE BATHROOMS
OR
ON THE DAY OF RECEIVING THE SCHOLARSHIP

THE PAST DAYS WILL BE FORGOTTEN
THE MEMORY OF DIFFICULTY WILL END
GIRLS DIE FROM LOVE
ON THE DAY OF RECEIVING THE SCHOLARSHIP

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
ATTENTION YOU ARE WARM
DO NOT OVERCOME
ON THE DAY OF RECEIVING THE SCHOLARSHIP

SOMEONE WHO DOESN’T SAY SHORT NAMES
TUNOV WHO DIDN'T HELP YOU
BROTHER FORGOTTEN YOV
ON THE DAY OF RECEIVING THE SCHOLARSHIP

TELEPHONE JIRING JIRING
THE GIRLS WHO WILL BURNT
CHANG BOSADI EVERY BOOK
ON THE DAY OF RECEIVING THE SCHOLARSHIP

SOMEONE WILL DO YOUR LESSON
KNOWS YOUR WORDS WISELY
EVERYONE SAID YOUR WORD
ON THE DAY OF RECEIVING THE SCHOLARSHIP

YOUR ENEMIES ARE LIKE FRIENDS
I DON'T HAVE A FRIEND FROM THE COST NAF
SAVE YOUR MONEY TOMORROW
ON THE DAY OF RECEIVING THE SCHOLARSHIP


THE LONG SHIRT WILL DISAPPEAR SOON
SHORT COFFEE REPLACEMENT
YUPKALARHAM KNEELS
THE PATIENTS CHANGE QUICKLY

WHAT I SAID BECAME MANG
CHOOSED TO BE FASHIONABLE
LOOKING DIFFERENTLY IN THE MIRROR
YOU LOVED THE CITY VERY MUCH

BITSA LIONS ARE LOOKING FOR YOU
YOU DON'T CALL HIM
ORDER TO GIVE LOVERS
REALLY JUST DRY

I'M GOING TO PAINT YOUR EYEBROWS
STAM WITH CUTTING HAIR
KANI SUMBUL SOCHU OYDAY YUZ
THERE IS NO SALT IN THE WORD

OPEN FOOT SHOES HIGH
DON'T DO ANYTHING ELSE
WHEN A GREEN NIGOH WORD IS WARM
YOU'RE BETTER THAN IT

DON'T ASK YOUR PARENTS
YOU CAN ASK THE STRANGER
FORGET THE HOMEWORK WILL BE
DO NOT DESTROY THE TONGUE BY DEATH

THIS IS HOW IT IS
I HAVE ONE REQUEST
DON'T SEE THE CITY, GIRL
CONSCIENCE IN OUR HEARTS WHEN THEY DISAPPEAR

FALSE SHER

As long as there is,
He was hungry and full.
In ancient times,
On the side of the mountains and rocks.
There are so many animals,
Giraffes play in the mountains.
Olmaxon hastily cooks,
Sometimes a tree falls to the ground.
Nuts collect fruit,
The bear sips water.
The birds are happy too,
They are looking for grain.
The snake hunts mice,
The rabbit digs the ground.
The ants are also lively,
The tortoise is amazing.
A tiger sleeps in the sun,
The wolf owes the tiger.
Work in the woods is in full swing,
Even bees can't.
On such a busy day,
At night to go hunting.
Bats sleep,
Water vapor in the waterfall.
Sweat all over,
The lion slept in his nest.
If he is too lazy,
Always eat sweet meat.
He has no worries at all,
If the stomach is always full.
They call him king,
This is the name of the stain.
So this lion is lazy,
The paws are always dirty.
So the summer passed,
Summer was followed by autumn.
It was freezing cold,
The lion says: I wish it were summer.
Claws trembling from the cold,
How long can it last?
Almaxon enjoyed,
Saturated with fruits.
Lying in a warm nest,
Sumacs are also a number.
Poor lion in agony,
If so, the food is in the oven.
He went to the cave,
But it's a bad place.
Because the bear lives,
His dream is to ride a boat.
The lion deceived the bear,
Promising boat.
Winter in the cave,
Put your teeth into it.
The birds sang,
Because spring has come.
Awakened forest dwellers,
The venom of the serpent.
The lion is also awake at this time,
She is in a very good mood.
Hey lion bear bear,
You have to give the boat.
Perfect lie for a bear,
Borgin said to the river.
There's a boat there,
Go fast, bear.
The bear trusted him,
He has come a long way.
The lion is very happy,
He confessed to himself.
He ate meat with pleasure,
He said another lie.
Coming soon hunter,
He wants to eat you.
The people of the forest are dissatisfied,
He is pleased with the lion himself.
One day a lion walks,
Entering a strange place.
Eyes falling on the calf,
Falling into a trap.
So the contribution of the story:
Do no harm!
Be a good worker,
Fill with good will.
Let the lion be an example to you,
Goodbye, hello.
Modern expression of love:

You dream until you fall asleep,
I woke up in the morning thinking you were.
I even see you in my dreams
Poison you add to my sweet dreams!

Before you was the moon with the sun
Before you, there was no ohu kolz.
Do not build a house for yourself, O beautiful one.
Yalmog was once a girl like you
Even though he is so proud,
A man who bows to his wife.
So why arrogance,
Why do they need riya?

Be a humble woman,
Don't take a step out the door.
When a man does not know,
From the word "hop" that melts.
:1

The world is….
Money is a trade
Is it just in my head.
Whoever does not eat will suffer,
Who doesn't work at my age…

Wealth came to the heart for the first time,
That was the meaning of my life.
He gave me courage,
He took sleep from my eyes. ;D

I got the whole idea,
Gone is the peace of mind.
Wealth takes all my wealth,
Only one shirt left.  :D

The whole universe is a thousand to me,
It seemed full of ignorance.
Flowers give me my wealth,
It looked like shoda.  :o

Don't blame me,
Friends, this is a trade
Is it just in my head?
Whoever does not reach this heart,
No one jokes at my age.  ;D

Lifting nodes,
The groomsmen came into the house…
He is eloquent, eloquent,
A little cunning, a little boastful…!

After a cup of tea,
From the bridegroom's child!
Musichaday is gentle,
Tongue sweet from perfect mother-in-law… !!!

The girl is a boulder,
What can I do?
As a bride, I have pain,
I'll take that bully…

The goldsmith was called a mullah,
The children of thugs,
They ruined his reputation,
Then my aunts…

If I were a man,
They chained the gold,
Turning my mother's head,
I was tied up bosh!

The girl is a boulder,
What can I do ?!
As a bride, I have pain,
I'll take that bully.

Y. Usmanova
"It's a mistake, but I splash water on the person who comes to my house… (don't go back to the ship)  :7«

No…

There will be no gossip between the player and the referee,
The supervising referee will not whistle.

The doctor can't boot,
Grands can’t be swallowed.

There will be no hazon in early spring,
Stadiums don’t have good lawns.

The house flower will not be in the bag,
There is no team in a city without a sponsor.

"Bass" in classical music ?? will not,
A jealous player will not pass.

"Œfortochka" on the grass ?? will not,
The linesman will not have a card.

There are no heels in boots or sneakers,
The referee will not be acquainted with the player.

“Œshtarf” for no reason ?? will not,
A sold judge will not be neutral.

An uneaten animal will not have meat,
The sold judge will not have a page.

"Pakhtakor" ?? "Bunyodkor" can't be won with
Even if you win, you can’t pass them on the table
(Or you can't expect good from the judges)

Penalties cannot be kicked without a whistle,
It is impossible to close the gate completely with one goalkeeper.

There will be no offside if the player is not in a hurry,
An offside goal will not be recorded.

There will be no two balls in the game,
The capital's stadiums are not crowded.

You can't be happy with one goal if the game isn't over,
The player's passport is unreliable.

Without the polar bear, it would not be the Arctic,
If the attack is forgotten, it will not be a tactic.

Author: Rustam Sulaymonov

Source: œStadion ?? newspaper

Linguist girl

Linguist girl asked me an interesting question,
You asked for an example of a compound sentence from my life.
I was faced with this question lol,
But such a sweet dream passed in the heart.

"Linguist, you bound me without a binder,"
You made me want to be a joint.
We are actually particularly simple,
And, for now, let’s talk in isolation.

Let's fix the sentence together,
Let us refrain from simple talk.
No! No! Thoughts that come prematurely, forget,
Seek my happiness, first and foremost, from possession.

Linguist girl, you asked me an interesting question,
You asked for an example of a compound sentence from my life.

(Iqbal Theory)