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Mawlana Jalaliddin Rumi repeatedly asked his wives, who reported that there was nothing left to eat in their homes:
"Is there nothing left?"
-No.
- Is there anything to say?
-No.
"Nothing?"
-Nothing…
- Really ?!
Hazrat Mawlana's faces lit up with joy and he opened his hands in prayer:
Praise be to Allaah, my house is like the house of the Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him).
***
A man came to Hasan al-Basri (may Allah be pleased with him) and said:
-When?
-Today.
-Where?
-At home.
"What were you doing in his house?"
- I went to the party.
- What did you eat at the party?
He counted the names of eight different dishes.
Then Hasan Basri (qs) said:
"Didn't that man's eight kinds of food fit in your stomach and a word in his mouth?" Get up, get out of here! They chased the gossiper out of their presence.
***
A Christian pope came to our country and asked a young boy for directions to the church.
The boy followed the pope to church. Grateful pop said:
"Bless you, son!" If you come here tomorrow, I will show you the way to heaven.
The boy replied:
"How did you know the way to heaven without knowing the way to the church?"
***
As Hazrat Boyazid Bistomi passed by the insane asylum, he saw a doctor grinding medicine in a mortar.
"I am a great sinner," they said. "Is there a cure for this disease?"
Before the doctor could raise his head, a patient from the insane asylum answered.
-Mix the saffron leaf with the root of repentance. In the mortar of the heart, grind with a knot of monotheism. Go through the sieve of honesty, run with tears, bake in the oven of love, and eat more between dawn and dusk. You see, there is no trace of your illness.
His Majesty Bistomi said with tears in his eyes:
-Yo, Robbie! What doctors do you have in this world hospital !!!
***
Mahmoud Kemal, one of the few scholars in the world in the field of history, was asked:
- Those who do not have even a tenth of your knowledge are known many times more than you. What is the reason for this?
-I learned to know, they know to know!
***
Hazrat Bahauddin Naqshband (qs) was asked by his murids to make a prophecy. Hazrat got up, walked lightly five or six steps, and sank back into his seat. The disciples looked on in astonishment. Hazrat Naqshband (qs) said:
"Isn't it a prophecy that I can carry sins like a mountain on my shoulders and walk lightly like a bird?"
***
Someone tried to make fun of the famous Turkish poet Mahmad Akif Ersoy:
"Sir, did you graduate from veterinary medicine?"
-Yes, does it hurt somewhere ?!
***
One scholar said to the gossiper:
- Let's say that the reputation of the person you are slandering has decreased, but this slandered reputation will not be added to yours!
***
A rich man stretched out his wealth and said to the sheikh:
"Ask me how much money you need for gold!"
"No," said the sheikh. "I'm not asking for anything from my slave."
Yes, how can I be your slave? Said the rich man. The sheikh replied:
"The nafs is my son, and you are the slave of the nafs!"
***
Teacher:
-Human beings evolved from apes.
The student says in a low voice, pointing to the teacher:
-Some are from human donkeys.
***
Even if there is no evidence left in the world, the life of a microbe is enough to understand and explain God.
PARSNAKE.
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The world is like a beautiful bride made and decorated! He laughs at everyone, but doesn’t touch anyone.
Our great beings, who understood this mood of the world, passed by without even looking at it.
***
We met on the road and the call to prayer was heard.
"Come on," I said. - Today is Friday!
"You know I don't go to the mosque," he said.
"I know, but how long are you not going?"
- What can I say, my soul is not right. I'm not ready yet. Besides, I'm afraid that my pants will break my knees and the iron will break… It's not worth it…
I laughed.
-Are you kidding me?
- No jokes. You know I love white clothes and I don't stain them!
Indeed it was. He often wore white. His clothes were always ironed, clean and tidy…
Two months later, I accidentally heard that he was in the mosque. I ran. He was at the forefront of the prayer ranks in the mosque.
Slowly approaching in a low voice:
"What happened to you, brother?" Didn't you say I wouldn't go to the mosque? I asked.
There was no sound from him. Because he lay in a coffin wrapped in a white shroud from head to toe, he waited for them to perform the funeral prayers for him.
***
One of the Seljuk sultans, Mawlana Jalaliddin Rumi, visited and asked about the differences between his sultans.
Your reign will last as long as your eyes are open. And mine starts after I close my eyes, - said Mavlono.
***
On the way, they saw a cattle coming towards them, and the Great Imam gave way. When asked why, he replied:
-If the cattle have horns, I have a mind!
***
The teacher asked:
-Children, if God wants us all to enter heaven, why did He send us to this world?
-A student stood up and answered:
-Teacher, you also want us all to move from class to class with excellent grades, but why do you take the exam. Won't you give us all five grades at once ?!
***
The teacher entered the classroom hiding the sugar he had brought and looked at the students:
Those who say that Allah exists, let them ask him for something, such as sugar, and ask them if they will give it to them now. Will Allah give it to them? But if you ask me, I can give it right away. ' A student who knew the teacher's trick said:
-Teacher, sugar makes me allergic, it's better if I ask you for an apple…
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From Hazrat Boyazid Bistomi:
- You walk on water. How do you do? They asked.
-A dry tree also walks in water. Were we not wood ?!
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Nasriddin Khoja was asked:
- My lord! So how many miles does the world come from?
At that moment, a coffin was carried by them. Nasriddin Khoja pointed to the coffin:
-Ask him, he is coming back after finishing the measurement! ..
***
Najib Fozil was reading a book on the ship. One of the fans approached:
"Teacher, what was the point of sending a prophet to the world?" Allah has given us wisdom and we can find our own way.
Najib Fozil replied without looking up from the book:
"What does the ship need?" Swim across the sea yourself! ..
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