Humorous questions and remarks

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What does everyone speak in tongues?
(Echo)

What a five-fingered pipe
But no nails?
(Gloves)

Why does a person look back?
(No eyes behind)

What is there in man?
(Hope, plan)

What is not in a person, what is not,
What can't he live without?
(If he does not have a profession, knowledge, work)

What in the world is going on?
(opinion)

What in the world are we running?
(Thought)

What in the world is expensive?
(Accuracy, truthfulness)

What in the world is not visible?
(Love)

What is sharper than a sword?
(Eye)

What is it that grows from top to bottom?
(Yellow sumalak)

What does hedgehog do in the winter?
(Sleeps)

What can be seen with the naked eye?
(Dream)

What’s under the foot of a man walking on a bridge?
(Leather of shoes)

There is one thing in the world where no one knows each other without it, what is it?
(Name)

When it is loaded, it walks and stops without a load.
What is it?
(Hanging clock)

Everyone is satisfied, who is not satisfied?
(Bakhil, jealous)

Where rivers are dry,
Will cities be homeless?
(On the map)

Which animal sleeps with its head down all winter?
(Bat)

Where is the sky below?
(In the water)

Which question can never be answered “yes” correctly?
(To the question "Are you sleeping?")

It is impossible to look at the clock at any time.
(While sleeping)

What day is "tomorrow" and tomorrow is "night"?
(Today)

The name of one of the animals does not change even if it is read from both sides. Which animal is this?
(Deer)

There is a man and a child dressed the same in the cold, which one of them eats the cold faster?
(Both)

What kind of container can't be filled at all?
(Hole cabin)

What kind of rock would not be under the sea?
(Dry stone)

What clock accurately shows the time twice a day?
(Stop clock)

How to read the word riddle?
(From left to right)

What kind of horse does the three brothers ride in the white field?
(Three fingers holding a pen)

What tree does a crow land on when it is raining?
(Gets used to the wet tree)

In my dream, wild animals rob me, how can I get rid of them?
(Waking up)

The three tractor drivers have a brother named Ahmad. But Ahmad aka has no brothers. How will this be?
(Tractor drivers - women, Ahmad aka's sisters)

When can a black cat easily enter a house?
(If the door is open)

Where does the water stand?
(In the well)

When do we see three and say fifteen?
(At 3 p.m.)

When does a person who has no teeth in his mouth know about toothache?
(When a dog bites)

If three of the eight light bulbs burning in one place go out, how many light bulbs are left?
(Eight light bulbs remain because three light bulbs are not broken)

How many eggs can I eat for lunch?
(One, the rest are not considered lunch)

What does what belongs to you say more than others?
(Person's name)

Can Olaqarga say to himself, "I am a bird"?
(Can't say because he can't speak)

My father's son, but neither my brother nor my sister.
Who is he?
(Myself)

Can you find a five-letter mouse trap?
(Cat)

In one family lives an old woman. They have two sons. Each son has one sister, How many lives are there in this family?
(Five: old woman, two boys, one girl)

There was a cat sitting in every corner of the house. In front of each cat sat one cat.
How many cats in all?
(Four cats)

A man showed his friends a picture of a boy and said, "I don't have any husbands or daughters." But the father of this child is my father's child.
(Photo of himself)

One day the old man gave his son thirty coins and said:
"Son, bring something for this money, so that we, our chickens, and our lambs may be satisfied."
Tell me, what should the child bring?
(Melon)

Three pines grow along the river. Each of them has three thick branches, and each thick branch has five branches. If there are seven apples on each branch, how many apples are there in total?
(Not a single apple, not an apple in a pine