Viktor Tomilov. Halfway through the bowl

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Whoever stumbles on the same stone twice stumbles a third time.

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Fighting for a decent marriage, he set up a complaint book in his home.

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If you want to turn the world upside down, the way is easy: just put your feet up in the air and stand with your head up.

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Announcement in the woods: A scientist needs a bear to work in a circus.

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Blue soothes: for example, bruising under the eyes…

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Dreams not only shorten life, but also working hours.

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The gravitational force of the earth is not uniform everywhere: in career rest courses it is considerably stronger.

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If you can't find the strength to open a book, you can easily do weightlifting.

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To feel all the pleasures of celibacy, one must marry.

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Art requires sacrifices, but sacrifices don’t always come to the show.

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To live like an angel, you have to work like a devil.

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It’s never too late to start studying, even after graduating from college.

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Announcement: A group of co-authors needs an author

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Quitting drinking is not enough, you need to learn to think logically.

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Can a book “buried” on a bookshelf be considered to have seen the face of the world?

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His wife considers him a big man because the clothes his wife brings always come bigger.

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Money cannot be taken to the afterlife, but the fame gained with money can be taken away.

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The idea of ​​the table is that if there are legs and broad shoulders, the head is always found.

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- Eh! When no one interfered in my life! I would show what I can do! Said the dough.

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Good hearing ability is needed not only by musicians, but also by people who need to know public opinion.

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He was ambitious… he only did pull-ups from exercise…

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The main advantage of the drum is its hollowness.

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Less hindrance to those who work is a great resource for increasing production.

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There are things that end with a wink, but who needs to know how to wink…

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When the hands and feet want to get rich quick, they try to sell the head at a higher price.

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A fish made of gold cannot be a goldfish.

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Why cut the horn you are sitting on? Pishaver - they stumble.

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Can a person who has looked in a crooked mirror all his life recognize himself through a straight mirror?

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Man is capable of everything! It’s hard to just be human.

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Quantity becomes quality, but according to the instructions above ko'rsat

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What a rich language!… It can express any amount of money.

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If the arms are short, then success will depend on the length of the legs.

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A large consumer goods factory operated in the parody genre…

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To avoid frightening the flying saucer, you should not run to it with a spoon…

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What is stolen as a black day brings that day closer.

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The weight of a substance depends on who is measuring it, not where it is being measured.

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Some people know where to fall and set up a rest chair.

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A donkey has reason to be proud - it is often equated with a man.

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The eyes, eyebrows, and nose are also national, and the mouth is international.

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The wolf also loves sheep, but in a special way…

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His writings were so raw that they did not burn even when crumpled and put in the oven.

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It is not the distance between people that separates them, but the thoughts.

From Russian Habib Siddiq translation.

Journal of World Literature, 2005, No. 12

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