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A black man in his 30s entered the barber shop. He pointed to a picture of a young man in his arms and asked the barber to make him look like him. The barber is not a plastic surgeon if he can do it. At first I did not understand the situation. A minute later, another young man came and asked them to dye their hair, one color between brown and brown, black. The barber then clarified the situation. "Tomorrow is the exam, and since this morning, hundreds of such idiots have come and hurt me."

Now everything is clear. Involuntarily, I saw 4-5 people, whom I had just seen on the street, carrying a bunch of papers and trading with enthusiasm. Yes, tomorrow, August 1, is the day of the state exam for admission to universities. In order to make a profit from it, both young and old entered this "big business". I, on the other hand, was motivated by my analytics and forced to analyze the other side of the situation.

According to statistics, the number of candidates who have applied to study this year has reached a record high. 543 thousand applicants. The universities can accommodate only 58 students. These numbers show how strong the competition is. The higher the competition, the higher the price.

Imagine that out of 57 “lucky” entrants who had the opportunity to become a student, 10 agreed to pay instead of using their brains (in fact, there is nothing that works in the brain). The average cost of being a student is $ 5000. Don’t compare this modest price to the price of a man who was caught on TV these days claiming to be enrolling for $ 40. We got a reasonable price. So a simple calculation shows the following:

$ 10 x $ 000 = $ 5(x 3000 sum = 150 000 000 000 sum, 150 billion sum. of course at the black market rate)

If one person who is seriously engaged in this "business" has added an average of 5 entrants to the ranks of students,

10 / 000 = 5

that means 2 people should share that $ 50 million.

$ 50 / $ 000 = $ 000

Now think for yourself. IPOTEKA-BANK with an annual income of about 70 billion soums, KAFOLAT insurance company with an income of 50 billion soums, ALOQABANK with an income of 25 billion soums are among these "big business" with an annual turnover of 150 billion soums. 'They can't go to medicine.

So shouldn’t the burden of those earning a thousand hardships behind these jobs be lightened? Shouldn't their "entrepreneurial" activities be expanded? After all, how long will they hide and work in the dark streets, in the shelters? With more freedom, teachers who set up bunkers, university officials will now set up Private Enterprises, Limited Liability Companies, and entrants who dye their hair (people will respect them and call them "talkers"). ) Would have received the status of a private entrepreneur. Consider the 27 percent income tax levied on them.

$ 25 x 000 = $ 0.27 x $ 6750 = $ 3000.

Similarly, from 2000 organizations or private entrepreneurs:

20 250 000 x 2000 = 40 500 000 000 soums (for those who do not understand the numbers - 40 billion soums)

Both the banks and many companies, which, as mentioned above, dream of such an income that can go to the state budget, are only dreaming.

All calculations were made as a result of a personal raw brush. People who are completely immersed in this business with a nose, feet, hands, or head can bring in amounts that are much closer to reality. Evaluate the rest yourself.